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Strange search queries

I've never really received many strange search engine queries, but for some reason I've started receiving loads in the last few weeks...

  1. who wrote my way
    Um, I have no idea where I have talked about that.
  2. my shift key is permanently stuck what do i do
    Unstick it?
  3. how do i hack ask&answer
    Answer: easily
  4. "disk error" ctrl alt del for reboot
    ...CTRL ALT DEL won't solve a problem if it's a disk error...
  5. how do i write my own cms
    With difficulty
  6. why did the weasel go pop?
    Because it did?
  7. things you never knew about music
    What can you never know about music...?

There are loads more but I can't be bothered to list them all :P

Ooh yay, my CMS is a year old! Ok, so not in its current state, but a year ago around this time (I made the first entry in the database on 28th July 2006, but that was after I'd done a few days' coding) is when I started work on it. Woooo

Edit on 29th July: Wow, they keep coming! Here are a few more from today:

  1. do the keys on my laptop come off
    Well how do you think people put them on if they don't come off?
  2. phone number on net culprit
    ...what
  3. hello may i speak with the owner
    No. Go away.
  4. how to use cutenews
    How about reading the Readme file?
  5. my php scripts they are rubbish yes
    LMAO.

Comments (13)

  1. "how do i hack ask&answer
    Answer: easily"

    ... hahahaha.

    Jenny's Gravatar Jenny on 26/07/2007 at 9:48

  2. Lol. This is hilarious. I need to go track my search queries too! :P

    Rilla's Gravatar Rilla on 26/07/2007 at 11:41

  3. LOL! Very amusing, I especially liked "how do i hack ask&answer
    Answer: easily"

    LOL!

    Kim's Gravatar Kim on 26/07/2007 at 20:48

  4. Haha. I'm sure I get some strange search queries too. XD

    Happy birthday Amelie's CMS!

    Louise's Gravatar Louise on 27/07/2007 at 2:23

  5. By far my best search query is 'we all love Amber Fuller Ava Rae'. It makes my ego swell every time. :P

    Amber's Gravatar Amber on 27/07/2007 at 16:59

  6. Haha. They're funny. My favourite one from mine is "sexual things to do with a banana"... Gee, I could think of a few suggestions. *won't repeat them*

    Rachael's Gravatar Rachael on 30/07/2007 at 16:33

  7. LOL! Those new ones are crazy!

    Louise's Gravatar Louise on 1/08/2007 at 2:38

  8. I wish my search engine queries were exciting or funny. All I get are searches for Harry Potter 7 spoilers.

    Catherine's Gravatar Catherine on 2/08/2007 at 1:01

  9. "how do i hack ask&answer
    Answer: easily"

    LOL

    Jordie's Gravatar Jordie on 2/08/2007 at 7:34

  10. This is funny, especially hacking ask and answer. lol

    Skye's Gravatar Skye on 2/08/2007 at 15:09

  11. Lol about the searches :) Those are quite weird indeed. Happy birthday to you CMS. I admire people who can write their own ;)

    Tracy's Gravatar Tracy on 3/08/2007 at 16:03

  12. It's just so me to immediately try some of these search queries just to see if your site turns up.

    I never get any very strange ones.

    Shannon's Gravatar Shannon on 5/08/2007 at 9:37

  13. "my php scripts they are rubbish yes"

    LMAO!

    The best one I've gotten recently was this: "every myspace code ever"

    Shawna's Gravatar Shawna on 8/08/2007 at 2:43

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