I've never really received many strange search engine queries, but for some reason I've started receiving loads in the last few weeks...
- who wrote my way
Um, I have no idea where I have talked about that.
- my shift key is permanently stuck what do i do
- how do i hack ask&answer
- "disk error" ctrl alt del for reboot
...CTRL ALT DEL won't solve a problem if it's a disk error...
- how do i write my own cms
- why did the weasel go pop?
Because it did?
- things you never knew about music
What can you never know about music...?
There are loads more but I can't be bothered to list them all :P
Ooh yay, my CMS is a year old! Ok, so not in its current state, but a year ago around this time (I made the first entry in the database on 28th July 2006, but that was after I'd done a few days' coding) is when I started work on it. Woooo
Edit on 29th July: Wow, they keep coming! Here are a few more from today:
- do the keys on my laptop come off
Well how do you think people put them on if they don't come off?
- phone number on net culprit
- hello may i speak with the owner
No. Go away.
- how to use cutenews
How about reading the Readme file?
- my php scripts they are rubbish yes